“I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad
idea every morning.”
~Unkown
Hey. Yo. Howz. It. Going.
((Have you read the love letter Alexy gave my Candy? No? Then you should!))
I've got nothing else to do
So, you guise, you won't believe this episode. For once in her lifetime, Candy (insert dramatic surname)'s obsession with becoming Sherlock Holmes has made me so effing happy i wept omf! Lysander. Lysander. Lysander. I can't even. And his tattoo. I'm freaking. And Nat. His wounds! Damn. And Castiel, our almost kiss :') This episode was da bomb. There were so many illustrations, I rolled over and died of euphoria!!!
...Okay. Dramatic much. But still. You'd be dramatic too once you finally get Armin's illustration. By god. He looks like an Abercrombie and Fitch Model.... no, he's not naked. But still.
So. Yeah. Let's go?
Candy
Amber
Mr, Faraize
Lysander
Nathaniel
Castiel
Principal GumFace
Armin
Last episode, Candy and Nathaniel got lost during the great race le orientation
After le purty excited ChiNo tells us that we can get all of them dang illustrations (for Cassie and Lys-Lys Baby, you need at least +50 affinity) this episode starts with the aftermath of our secret getaway. Where Principal GumFace flips out at us like the sun came crashing down at her. PMS.
"Never in my entire career have I seen anything like this! NEVER!!!" Batshit cray shouted. Candy's beautiful, not to forget expensive and fairly new, red wig flew off her head and landed somewhere on the floor. Bloody dinosaur breath.
"(The day after the race, I was called to the Headmistress's office to talk about what happened during the race)"
"(She was furious, Nathaniel and I weren't really proud...)"
"We were scared to death! Two students getting lost in the forest when the path was well marked! What was going through your heads to do that?" Nathaniel who stood next to Candy started. He was already very nervous anyway, he never expected GumFace to ask THAT question. He was this close from his plan becoming a success. So damn close. But then those two...Castiel and Lysander! Huff. Nosy little dimwits. What the hell was wrong with them?! Couldn't they have left Candy alone? If only they hadn't interrupted... Nathaniel would've finally gotten what he wanted. Freedom. Freedom and the girl who was looking up at him with big, purple eyes. Wait. When did they become purple?
"I'm sorry ma'am, it's all my fault..."
"Stop right there Candy!" Nathaniel roared. He'd had enough. He was never a rude boy, okay fine he was once upon a different lifetime, but he was sober now. That didn't mean he was going to let any old bat like the one standing in a peach dress with her white hair all out of place glaring at them, scare the girl who'd become the reason for his all his smiles lately.
He moved and in one swift moment had the women's fat neck in his palms, Candy behind him squealed in panic and moved to grip his arm which flexed as he tightened his grip ever so slightly, "Don't you dare talk to my girl like that," his voice was void of any emotion but darkness, a frightening maniacal darkness that made Candy flinch, "Don't you fudging dare talk to my girl like that, you hear me bitch?"
GumFace withered in his hands and Candy tried relaxing the muscles that worked beneath his plain white shirt. She'd never seen this side of the man she'd met on her first day; the one who'd smiled and helped her kindly, like an angel himself. This guy though, this guy with blood lust sparkling through his eyes was a devil. And it turned her on. Damn if it didn't turn her on.
"Nathaniel! Stop it!" she said, pulling at his fingers still wrapped around the women's neck who seemed on the verge of passing out, "Calm down, you'll hurt her,"
"Oh, just you wait, Candy," he said with a grim bark of a laugh, "I'll do much worse than that,"
Candy shivered. As much as she liked this side of the aloof man who was most likely going to murder their principal in a matter of seconds, she couldn't just let this happen. Not with Nathaniel. He was too nice, and since she'd had that hots for him from the start, she did not want the guy she crushed on to be a convicted murderer on trail. So, she did what she had to. She stood right in front of him. He frowned. Gumface behind her gagged. Candy rolled her eyes.
Sighing, she took a step towards him, slightly trembling with all the confidence she had conjured up. She needed that, you know, for what she was about to embark upon she needed all the bloody guts in the world. Gulping, she kissed his cheek. When he didn't push her away in disgust, she took it in her own stride and kissed his other cheek. And just like that she was trailing soft little kisses all over his face. His golden eyes closed in pleasure as Candy slowly moved down to his neck and wrapped her arms around his waist, urging him closer. That was the time when he lost his grip on Principal GumFace who all but fell to the floor in a heap of sweaty mess.
When Nathaniel gasped, Candy froze and jumped back almost kicking GumFace's body. A moment of silence later she dared peak a glance at him and he was already looking at her. Long gone was the devil she'd glimpsed at just minutes ago and stood in front of her was a little child begging to be taken in arms and told that it was all going to be alright.
Sighing, she took a step towards him, slightly trembling with all the confidence she had conjured up. She needed that, you know, for what she was about to embark upon she needed all the bloody guts in the world. Gulping, she kissed his cheek. When he didn't push her away in disgust, she took it in her own stride and kissed his other cheek. And just like that she was trailing soft little kisses all over his face. His golden eyes closed in pleasure as Candy slowly moved down to his neck and wrapped her arms around his waist, urging him closer. That was the time when he lost his grip on Principal GumFace who all but fell to the floor in a heap of sweaty mess.
When Nathaniel gasped, Candy froze and jumped back almost kicking GumFace's body. A moment of silence later she dared peak a glance at him and he was already looking at her. Long gone was the devil she'd glimpsed at just minutes ago and stood in front of her was a little child begging to be taken in arms and told that it was all going to be alright.
But instead, her palm met his cheek in a flash. So hard that his jaw rattled. And he actually saw stars dancing in front of his vision. He was not expecting that, to say the least.
"Are you crazy?" Candy demanded, "You can't go ahead and threaten the principal Nathaniel, you can't just go ahead and threaten anyone, period, you get that?"
He watched as she went livid. Shoving and pulling her hands through her hair. And marching through the expanse of the Principal's office like a gorilla in heat. "What were you even thinking?" she asked, "When she wakes up and tells the whole world that Nathaniel just choked me to death, what will we do? She'll be the victim, you'll go to jail and I'll forever have to stay in therapy, do you want me to stay in therapy?"
It was funny. The way she cared, weird but funny. He looked her over, she was beautiful with her wild hair and crazy claws ready to strike anyone that came forward.
"GumFace has this thing," Nathaniel said, "She can't remember anything once she wakes up, exactly why she takes my help to remind her of everything the next morning,"
Candy froze, and slowly turned to look at Nathaniel who stood leaning his hip on the sturdy coffee brown table. She took a moment checking him out. From his tousled golden hair, to his tired golden eyes and the way his shirt hugged his body and how his tie was loosened. A large lump formed in her throat and she gulped it back. Stop thinking about the tie, Candy told herself, stop thinking about the hair and the eyes and the shirt and everything. Stop.
"You're shitting me," she said, snapping her eyes away from him, it was almost painful to look at Nathaniel when he didn't have his imaginary walls on, "So, do you do this often? Threaten her until she faints and then doesn't remember anything,"
"Not often," he said, leisurely coming towards her, "But today I simply had to,"
She breathed deeply, his fresh honey smell hit her in all the right places which were just so wrong, "Why?" she whispered, staring at his sky blue tie as he moved to stand in front of her.
"Because--"
Back to topic... so, uh, where were we?
"Stop right now Candy. You don't have to defend me. It's my fault, I'll take the blame," So, you see, the real dialogue wasn't as entertaining as mine. Pity. Sometimes I think that these guys are way more romantic in my head than in the game. Damn.
"(next)"
"I don't care who did what! You are both responsible! Because of you, the race was disaster! We wanted to collect donations but all that you bought us was trouble!"
"(Next)"
"Mr. Faraize was looking for you for hours! HOURS! You should be ashamed! You are going to apologize for this whole incident and if he needs your help you had better help him! I will know if you don't do it and believe me you will regret being at this school! Especially you Mr. Nathaniel! As the student body president, this is unacceptable!"
"Y-Yes ma'am..."
"It's very clear ma'am, I'm very sorry," I certainly like my version better. There's action, drama, romance and GumFace faints! ...Okay, now I'm just promoting my gig. But seriously.
Even though, I seldom think girls should go for men who PDA (Public Display of Anger), you know, because God, girls, if that guy can abuse someone, he can definitely abuse YOU too! I mean, every soul needs saving and all that but let's leave that tedious job to a Therapists who does not have to live with someone like that and gets paid to bring their life back on track.
So let the love for poor abusive souls be till the amazing romantic books which are correctly called FICTION and vote for Lysander in your real life! Or maybe Armin... because that guy sure knows how to take a joke, how to give it back and is sort of like the guy who will make you laugh at all times. Humor, people, exceeds bad boys by a ten.
"(Poor Nathaniel)"
"Now get out of my sight! I hope you will demonstrate perfect behavior from now on! Otherwise you will see me in a whole new light!"
"(Close)"
"Well... that's what we call being furious..."
"It wasn't without a reason, we scared a lot of people..."
"Is your ankle IS better? I was a little worried and I didn't have the chance to ask you until now." D'aww he cares. Even though, being the topper of the school and all that, I expected better English from him.
"Yes, thanks! It wasn't anything serious" as you could've already noticed since I'm on my feet, standing in front of you. Well and good.
"That's the main thing! I felt a little bad making the headmistress that angry..."
"Time to go see Mr. Faraize, I guess. Do you want to come with me?"
"I'm going to go alone, if you don't mind" I do mind. Now I'll be the only one who gets the punishment. Damn.
"Okay, see you later!"
"(I'm going to go see him now)"
"Oh, hello, miss Candy," it should be Sweetie, right? Because Candy was for MCL? IDK.
"Did the headmistress ask you to come? Don't worry, it's nothing. Things happen"
"I'm still sorry... you were looking for us for a long time..."
"It's normal! You are my students and under my responsibility..."
"Thanks! The headmistress asked me to come help you if you needed help. Do you need help with anything?"
"Yes, actually, I need help tidying up the teachers' lounge"
"I'll come with you"
Tap out then and Mr. F says that he's released you of your job. Thank goodness gracious.
NEW OBJECTIVE NOW : Find Out Who Won The Race.
I tap into Classroom A and find Iris.
Tap back in for Nathaniel.
"No, not at all. I didn't think to ask my sister last night... I was too tired"
"Ok, too bad!"
Ya'll know Armin right?
"You know you want me, I know I want cha" |
"Yeah..."
"Ha ha! Next time do as I do and stay home! Fresh air isn't good for you!" Wait... did he just invite you to stay home... with him? God. I got such a dirty mind :P
"I had fun though! But I have no idea who won the race..."
"Oh yeah? I don't know either. I didn't pay attention."
"But, you seem to know that I got lost!"
"Yeah, but everyone is talking about it, I can't really miss that piece of information!"
"Close"
All in All. I love Armin! I know whatchya thinkin' 'yeah, breaking news right there. She loves Armin... and Lysander... and Castiel, and can't stop writing Nathaniel fiction in between dialogue...buh' but whatever. I want 'em all. Don't judge me.
Tap out. In. Nathaniel is getting pissed off about losing something. Alright. That's a first. Nathaniel has lost something.
Out and In. Armin.
"Don't get lost in school!" He's mocking her. I love him more.
"Don't worry, I know these halls like the back of my hand!" Yet you don't even know where the library is. I want the library.
He's still mocking her, people. and I'm still loving him. "C: You don't need a tour, do you?"
"No, of course! I was kidding!"
"Close"
In H2, I see Violette looking lost. And then she talks to herself. Good to know, Candy isn't the only crazy at Sweet Amoris.
In courtyard, I find... the love of my life!
Agony and misery became me, in the years that passed by, when I couldn't see your beautiful face or look into your
What the ef was that? I don't even know.
"Hey Lysander! Say, you wouldn't happen to know who won the race, would you?"
"No, sorry, I just know that you got lost with your teammate that pesky little Nattie-boy who bloody thought he could steal you from myself. I'll make him regret even thinking that he had a chance with my BABE!"
"You're team didn't win? Yeah, you show him. Because I will always love yo-o-o-o-o-ou"
"Someone was faster that us, but I don't know who..."
"Shoot, I'm going to go see if someone else knows!"
Now go to Staircase, where you'll find Cassie boy lookin' swag. Well, hello there.
"Hey Castiel! Say, you wouldn't happen to know who won the race, would you?"
"The only thing that I know about is your story... Getting lost in the middle of the forest... takes guts..." But no matter how much I ever love all them other boys. This smile. Smirk, to be precise, takes my breath away and plasters a goofy grin across my face like no other. This boi got da style. Man.
"Ha Ha, yeah, I know... you don't know who won then? You were ahead though, weren't you?"
"A team passed by us. Certainly by cheating."
"Ah, I see... I'll see if anyone knows anything else"
When he vanishes, go to H1. And meet Amber.
"Oh! There you are! You little..."
"Hello Amber, I'm super happy to see you too" Sarcasm. Huh. This girl sure is improving.
"Because of you, no one noticed my victory! I hope you are happy! I won the race and no one was there to see it! Admit it! You did it on purpose!"
"No, not at all (but finding that out doesn't bother me at all...)"
"You are going to regret this, you can be sure of that! I should have been on the first page of the school paper!"
"(And your teammates...?)"
"I did everything to win!"
"How did you manage to win? The boys were ahead..."
"The guy at the last step forgot to give a hand stamp. So we advanced without looking for the letters" I'm so disappointed in Dajan like damn.
"Nice..."
"It would have been for something..."
Okay, I'm bored. I ain't wasting anymore time writing useless dialogues about useless people no more. Bye-bye Ambre.
Now, task less for the time being, tap into Class A. Find Vio and Alexy talking. And pretty little Violette is blushing.
D'aww. How cute is that! I ship Vilexy (let's call 'em that) and if ever ChiNo decides to make Alexy bisexual, I would be the first waving their flag up high in the sky. Or... I'll suffice with Kentexy. And you know what that is ;)
So. Back. To. Vio.
She likes him... duh. But she be a timid little cutesy damsel, so she is apprehensive and has a major question repeating in her brain. To tell or not to tell.
It doesn't matter if you wanna help her declare her love or not, you will have to do the same tasks for both the options. But since I be Vilexy all the way, Imma gonna help her win her love... Imma be the knight in shinning armor this time around.
Before going to Alexy... it's time for guy hopping!! Woot-woot.
Class room B, it's the cute twin time.
"Have you seen your brother?"
"I see him every evening, during the day we do our own thing, so no. Why?"
"I have something to ask him..."
"A declaration?"
"H-how did you know?"
"No, not me, a friend..."
"HA HA! Do me a favor? When you've talk to Alex about this, can you let m know what happened?"
"Uh, if you want..."
"Thanks!"
"(Why is he laughing so hard?)"
Tap out. Castiel.
"Have you seen Alexy?"
"He was talking to Violette before"
"Yeah, but since then, I haven't been able to find him"
"Why didn't you talk to him then?"
"Do I ask you questions?"
"..."
"You seem kinda out of it today!"
"Close"
In SCR, Nathaniel.
"No, sorry. I'm busy with something else and haven't been paying attention to students passing by"
"What are you doing?"
"A project for the teachers that is going to take place in a few minutes"
"In a few minutes? Then you are running late!"
"No, I still got some time to get ready. Unless you keep talking to me..." Now, I'm not crazy about him and all that. In fact, I don't even like him... much, but OUCH. That felt like a slap to the face. Candy needed that sorta dismissal once in a while, anyway.
"(He seems irritable today... I wonder why)"
In the Staircase. Lysander.
"Have you seen Alexy?"
"He was near the gardening club. Why?"
"Just 'cause... for the fun of it"
"...it was a stupid question, is that it?"
"Not really, but if I'm looking for Alexy, it's obvious I have something to ask him"
"I understood that, I was just wondering what it was that you wanted"
"Close"
Now Alexy. He'll be in the Garden. If you choose the second option for Vio (where you don't help her... you meanies!) you will find him in H1.
I don't feel like writing that whole script down. The question part, where you gotta choose, go "A: Try at least! Violette is really nice..." and then continue the convo. At the end of which you'll find out that Alexy likes his meat male. Then he's off to bring a smile on Vio's face. He's so adorable I can't even!
New task : Go see Armin. With pleasure.
"HA HA! I can tell by your face that the situation was comic! I should have followed you!"
"That wouldn't have been as fun!"
"I thought YOU didn't like girls..."
"Oh man, that's funny! It's my clothes, right? I hate going shopping so Alex takes care of it for me, maybe that's why!"
"Oh yeah? So, what's up with you then?"
"I don't have the same tastes as my brother"
"Close"
The get outta there and get the biggest shock of Candy's entire life. Lystiel, people, welcome Lystiel.
"(Hey, Castiel and Lysander are talking to each other...)"
"(Lysander is talking, he seems really serious... he's looking Castiel in the eyes" ...b-but... but... but! What the eff?! He only looks me in the eye!! :@ I mean, I love Castiel and all that but I would not tolerate this. Lysander can only ever look me in the eyes!! Get that, you redhead? Back off from my man!!
"This passion is like a poison... I need your body against mine" !!!!! Lysander... you betraying me? I'm so... I can't... this is just... BS! What about all the things we said? What about all the promises we made!? What about you and I, freaking hell?!! Dammit!!
"(L-Lysander?! But what is he talking about?)" And what about you Castiel!? Huh? HUH?!? I loved you first! AND you loved me back!! Is this how you pay me back when I survived through all your pissy mood swings? All your angry punk-ass faces, and ridiculously hot-ass smirks, and freaking sexy-ass fist of fury expressions? This is how you pay me back for I've survived through ever-freaking-thing just to keep your LOV'O'M high and bright, filled with me love and all the sunlight? Is this how you love me back? Huh?? HUHUHUH--
"Candy! The headmistress is looking for you!" Iris interrupts my mental breakdown.
"W-wait Iris, I'm busy here!" Yeah... so where were we? ...HUHHUHUHU?! *le sobs* booohhoooo!! Now I can't have any of them!! Banhaaannn!! Now I'll have to survive upon Nathaniel who never even laughs at my PJ's! BUUUUHHHANAN!! MY WORLD'S COME CRASHING DOWN... THIS IS THE ENNNNDDD FTW!!!
"But, it seemed important. She wanted to know if you'd been to see Mr. Faraize..."
"Later, ok!"
"(Oh no! They left!)" WTF NOW THEY LEFT ME!?! I WON'T TAKE THIS! IMMA TACKLE BOTH OF THEM TO THE FLOOR AND RIP THEIR CLOTHES APART UNTIL THEY BEG ME FOR FORGIVENESS!! IMMA PULL ALL THEIR PRECIOUS HAIRS OUT OF THIER GODAMSJ SKULLSSSS HUIFHEI GV WJHFVWEUITHAYIWVERG!!
"(Don't tell me Lysander is also ... i will cry </3 and Castiel didn't even get angry this is the worst day of me lief!!"
"So? What should I tell the headmistress then?"
"(At the same time they are always together but then I'm always lurking around them too! and Castiel is so rude to all the other girls except me... because I thought he looovveeedd mueee!!"
"Candy, are you listening to me?"
"(And I've never seen Lysander close to a girl, except Rosalya Rosalie but she's his brother's girlfriend...)
"(Plus he said "I need your body against mine" I wonder what that's hiding)"
"...Say I don't want the headmistress to get angry with me..."
"Oh, sorry Iris. Yes, I went to see Mr. Faraize"
"Good! I'll go tell her then!"
"Say Iris... do you think Iris and Castiel are a couple?"
"Oh? They're a couple? That's new!"
"N-no I was just asking... just, forget about it"
"(I need to get to the bottom of this story... There must be an explanation)"
I'm torn, you guys, I'm torn.
A sigh later, I go to Vio in the Classroom B. We ask her about how she feels after she finds out about
But anyway. Violette is so cute my gawd... so cute and sorta dumb. Which makes her cuter. So... Imma forgive her... this time >:|
Go to the Courtyard and find Boris <3 I like Boris.
He's the new Gym Teacher. And was looking for the
Tap back into H1. Castiel
"..."
"(H-he's here... How can I go about this, I mean, it's Castiel, he will forcibly be irritated...)"
"Do I have something on my face?" yEAHS A NOSIE!!
"Yes! NO! NO, it's nothing, ha... ha... I'm just, uh, thinking..."
"I don't really want to know what you're thinking when you're looking at me like that" What? LIKE WHAT? Like I wanna consume you all the way to you're core ... or like I wanna tear you apart and eat your freaking heart since you broke mine into a billion little pieces??!!
"Nothing important, nothing important"
"Actually, yes, I wanna know. What's up with you?" I'm all outta faith, this is how I feel, I'm cold and I'm ashamed, bound and broken on the floor... other than that I'm pretty rad... how ya doin'?
"(Change the subject) Actually, did you sleep well?"
"You could've found something else to distract me..."
"...I'm tired, it's not my fault."
"Knowing you you'll probably tell me by the end of the day. You're incapable of keeping a secret"
"That's not true!" It is so darn true.
"Yeah it is. At the same time you'd be less fun if you start talking as much as Violette" Hmm. So he thinks I'm fun... that means something right? RIGHT?
"(Close)"
In SCR, IT'S ARMIN THE ONLY GUY OTHER THAN NATHANIEL WHO HASN'T BETRAYED MY TENDER HEART TODAY :'(
"Have you seen Lysander?" Asked a flustered Candy. The dark haired boy next door looked up from his gameboy and regarded the short girl with casual interest. She wasn't in any way strikingly enticing but... but there was something about her. Armin couldn't pin point what it was, but it was definitely something. Or he wouldn't have given her a second of his life.
"Are you still looking for someone?" He looked at her. Really looked at her and tried to solve the puzzle she'd thrown at him when she'd stumbled upon him on his first day at this strange highschool which had so many lights it was blinding.
"They're lost without me, it's not my fault" Her purple eyes shun beneath the lights of the again blindingly lit up Student Council Room where Armin had hustled to attain some peaceful time alone with his beloved Nintendo... which reminded him that he still had to play his game. The Candy mystery could be solved later. Much later.
"That makes me think of the characters in MMORPGs! Like the guy asks you to talk to the welder, but the welder is right next to him, but you are still obligated to talk to him to advance"
"Yeah it's kind of like that"
He thinks Boris is weird and he's not going to be playing the basket ball game. Oh. Well. They weren't playing naked anyway so I really don't care.
In the SCR again, it's Mr. Pissed du jour Nathaniel.
"Oh, you have your uniform on?"
"As you can see yes... for the basketball game"
"Do you think I can come?"
"If that was the case you would've been invited."
"(He left without another word)" !!!! WAD BE HAPEENIVN EN DIDS WURDLS?!? :'6 EEEVME CAPTAIN PRSIEDNT DOSNET' WANTA TAKL TS MEH@?@? :'((( BUAAHAHANANA!!
"(Alright, it's final something isn't right with Nathaniel today, he isn't acting like he usually does)"
You have to meet Peggy before you can unlock the dialog with Lys-Lys Baby. I found her in C1, but in my MCL account she was in the Garden so yeah. Search.
She wants to do an interview. Which is definitely not a good idea so say no and runnnn to the Courtyard for the love of my life is hustling around there. Y u do dis 2 mue Lys? Yyyyy?!
D'aww. Alexy is so adorkable... it feels like I said that before but what?! He is! ...Even though I can smell him trying to call dibs at Lysander which would be so not cool because HE'S MINE!! DON'TCHYALLGETIT!?! I won't she share him with Castiel or Alexy or whoever. I'll fight till the end! So Alexy, darling, STOP CHECKING OUT THE COLOR OF HIS EYES.
SIGH.
Okay, Lysander, the betrayer. Courtyard.
"You aren't in your uniform Lysander? The gym teacher said that you were participating in the game..."
"Oh yeah, he told me about it...I have to go change in the locker rooms then. I'll just do the warm ups, I'm not really interested in the whole thing"
"Yeah you don't really seem like the sporty type"
"Oh I see (he went towards the gymnasium)" He didn't even say goodbye to me... or I love you, please marry me! Just... nothing.
OHMIGAWD. WITH ALL DA DANGED CRISIS GOING ON IN THE CANDYWORLD AND NAT, CAS AND LYS NOT WANTING TO TALK WITH ME, CANDY HAS DIS BRILLIANT IDEA TO SNEAK INTO THE LOCKER ROOMS AND SEE BOYS CHANGING!! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF HER BEFORE... EVEN THOUGH SHE BE STUPID AF.
So, yeah, some intrapersonal conversation later, find yourself behind the bars of a stupid locker. Then dhan, dhan DHAN!!! Instead of a sexy-ass tattoo, see some ugly-ass bruises. Ahhh, I'm blinded.
And then see that it's... Nathaniel. :'( Dang. It's just... this is.. sad, no?
Back to clumsy Candy, whose fallen out of the locker and
"What are you doing here?! Are you crazy?! What made you think that you can hide here and spy on others?!" IT'S THE FAMOUS FACEPALM. THE FACEPALM IS HERE!! HAIL THE FACEPALM!
"Uh... I wanted... I thought that Lysander would be the first one to leave... because...uh, well, because we had some serious business to take care of... in the locker room, you know... we couldn't really wait for the day to get over so we thought we'd get on with our animals in the locker room..."
"I have something to do with Melody, so I left first. That doesn't answer my question wtf? Ani-ANIMALS! What animals?! I=I thought you only bought your animals with me! Exactly why I took you out with me to feed those stray kittens! And-and then you go ahead and have an animal party with that double eyed!? How dare you!?! What are you doing here?!"
"I-I wanted to see Lysander's tattoo I'm not talking about those animals, Nathaniel... if you know what I mean,"
"A TATTOO?! You spy on boys getting undressed because of a TATTOO?! Who do you think is going to believe that?!"
"You're dumb. That's the only way you found to see it?" I think it's maybe because he thinks we're cute or stupid or something. But shouldn't he be jealous? I mean... he's my main guy here and I was in the locker room waiting for Lysander, to tear his clothes apart and-- to look at Lysander's tattoo, so shouldn't he be like "da faq bish?! You cheater!"
"(next)"
"I didn't think you were capable for something like this"
"I reacted without thinking..."
"...get out right now if you don't want to get into any trouble"
"(I left him alone without insisting)"
Now. You guys, you know you SHOULD NOT talk to ANYBODY about the hideous marks on Nathaniel's back. NO ONE OR HE'LL FLIP WORSE THAN HE'S ALREADY FLIPPED I KNOW BECAUSE IN MY AS I WAS A FOOLISH NAIVE STUPID LASS AND DID JUST THAT AND AT THE END HAD TO GO THROUGH A FREAKING REPLAY. I HATE FREAKING REPLAYS.
And, don't you think I'M USING CAPSLOCK A LITTLE TOO MUCH TODAY?! The CAPS LOCK POLICE IS OUT TO GETTTT MEEE NOWWW OMGGEEZZ.
So, um, in H1, I see Iris. I don't talk to her about Nathaniel.
Then I rush to C1 and see Lysander and get all giddy and excited because OMG YOU GUISE THIS IS FINALLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN :333
"...I just saw Nathaniel, he didn't seem too happy... According to him you were having fun hiding in the boy's locker room to try and see my tattoo..." Excuse me, but see?! Nathaniel is so not crush worthy!! That guy got no backbone. He feels he's all that and would kill you if you go ahead and gossip about him but he couldn't even keep one secret! ONE GODDAMN SECRET! How do people even like him?! He's never romantic! Keeps losing his things! Keeps putting his work at poor little Candy and people still like him!? ...and then in episode 23 when Sucrette (that's what they call her in AS right?) tries to help him and makes me waste almost 1000 AP's on one measly little episode just to save his royal-ass, he flips out at her. AGAIN. WTF?! I mean, seriously, Wtfff?!!
"Oh, um, well..."
"Did you really do that just to see my tattoo?"
"Uh, well..."
"..."
"... (There's been quite a bit of silence recently)"
"(Don't say anything)"
"Sigh"
"(He grabbed me by the waist and pushed me against the classroom door and before I could assemble my wits, he started ravishing my mouth like it was his own personal appetizer by the wrist and took me to the locker room)"
"You're a strange girl (he yanks off his bow tie and then grabs my hands again and wraps them with his fancy green tie behind my back) even Rosa hasn't gone so far (gone are all the buttons of his black overcoat) If you wanted to know to know about my tattoo that much, you should have just asked instead of getting into trouble (he stands in front of me with his shirt on, button-less)" SEXAAAYYY
"(He started to take of his jacket, then his shirt. He seems a bit mad but I'm not sure...)"
SEE ILLUSTRATION. GODDARN SQUEALLLL!!
"Is your curiosity satisfied now? ..."
"Y-yes... (I feel my cheeks getting red) no, I wanna lick!!"
"Good, so next time, don't do such stupid things like hiding in lockers..." Wait... so there's gonna be a next time... really!? High five, girls, high freaking five!
"Promise! I'll just ask you!"
"Happy to hear"
"(He left)" Shirtless. Hot damn.
Do not waste AP's going in and out and then in and out of the Classroom 1 or A or whatever. So eyah. Don't talk to her about Nathaniel.
Choose : "(Lie)"
... Melody is a sociopath. She thought... Nathaniel and I... had a date... in the locker room. A "locker room" ... the only date, I think, in a room like that]can ever be is, well, sorta personal but still. Who goes out on a date in the boy's locker room, I mean, what? Is she stupid too? Poor gal.
Tap out. Candy has a chat with herself again when Amber lurks towards her, pouting
Before you go to the
Now go buy HER UGLY FACE a new SMARTPHONE!! DAMN. Why can't we buy a smartphone for ourselves? It would totally save the AP's!
...after you come back, Amber will still be in H1.
So, that's all done. You have new objectives now. Complete them.
First we'll go meet Nattie-boy (H1). Who is pissed. *rolls eyes*
"Say... Amber told me... do you want to talk about it"
"No, I would really prefer that you left me alone" Every time... every time I try to like him even just a bit, he goes ahead and does BS like this... lord.
"Oh... ok. Just one thing. I'm sorry. I didn't think it would become such a big deal"
"..."
"(...)"
"It's nice of you to have kept it to yourself... you could have avoided telling Amber though..." ...dang boy, what's your problem? You have a problem with everything I do or wad?!
"I didn't really see myself talking to anyone about it... Will you tell me about what really happened one day?" Then again, Candy never stops when she should. Don't rattle his hive Candy. Don't do that.
"Let's just say I feel. I mean things like that happen all the time, and stop asking yourself questions"
"Ok. Again I'm sorry..."
"(He seems a bit calmer now... good thing)"
"(It's starting again)"
"Hey? Candy? What are you doing here?" Castiel asked finally glancing at the poor girl trembling on the sidelines. Tears streamed down her face like a dam busted over her, and she glared at both the men with obvious venom. She did not expect this betrayal.
"I... uh... I... HATEEEE YOUUUU!! BURNNN IN HELLL BOTH OF YOUUUU!!! I'M GOING TO ARMIN, UGH!!" Her screams echoed down the hallways, sounding shriller than the squeals of horror squeaking out of poor Kentin who had come back to the highschool and landed right into the nightmare of every boy on planet earth.
"Is something wrong? You're all red... stop screaming, love, what's the matter? Why would you want to leave me and go to that wannabe stylish? *huffs*" Lysander asked, slightly miffed that she'd overheard the song he'd written for her and thus totally ruined the surprise. But something in her bloodshot eyes told him that he needed to take her in his arms and squeeze her into oblivion. He would've done that already if not for Castiel standing next to him, eyeing her like he wanted to do the same. And for sure he did. Lysander had no doubts that Castiel wanted to take her in his arms badly too. That was sure as hell going to cause troubles.
"You... you guys... I mean" She backed up against the lockers and slid down to the floor. Suddenly she was weaker than she ever was. Seeing both the loves of her life together... was something no girl should ever see. But if they were happy, she could be happy as well. Later. Now, she needed to cry until the pain would die.
"What's wrong with you? Cat got your tongue?"
"N-no... it's just that...I mean, you were saying some um... the things you were saying um..."
"Lysander was just reading the lyrics to our next song (!!!!) What did you think that he was declaring something to me?"
"Uh, well, I must admit..." YOU GUISE. I WANT YOUR BODY AGAINST MINE? I NEED YOU TO TOUCH FREAKING ME!?! These are the type of songs Lysander writes?! *SQUEALS, TRIES TO BREATHE, SQUEALS AGAIN, TRIES TO BREATHE AGAIN, SQUEALS SQUEALS SQUEALS AND THEN ROLLS OVER AND DIES*
"That's a joke right? You seriously thought... Lysander and I...?"
"..."
"...I don't know if I should laugh or be offended..." Why donchya just sing that song for me? That would be just fine.
"Sorry..."
"Dummy. You're lucky I'm in a good mood"
"R-really sorry..."
"(OH MAN! It was nothing... for a moment I was scared there!)"
"Hahahah..."
"What are you laughing at?"
"At the same time the lyrics you were singing could confuse anyone...!"
"Haha, and you were worried that you wouldn't have a chance with me?" Ex-freaking-actly.
"N-no! Not at all!"
"...do you want me to prove that I like girls?" YAASSSSS!!!
"I... (he suddenly got close to me, with a big smile on his face)"
"W-what are you doing?"
"Ha ha, look at your face, I got you?! Seriously who would kiss a girl as flat as you...?" Thank goodness, I am not flat in real life or Castiel would never kiss me. ...I did not just write that *facepalm*
"(My head is started to hurt with all the stupid things he says!)"
"You're as red as my hair, you should calm down a bit... If it puts you in such a state, what will you be like when you have a boyfriend..."
"Stop making fun of me! It's not funny!"
"Are you kidding me? I'm having a lot of fun!"
"Pff... (I turned around, my cheeks were so hot they were aching)"
"(He was really close... I thought he was going to kiss me... I wonder what would have happened if he did...)"
You know, but really, in real life if a guy ever tries to kiss you... you should really just. Roundhouse kick them to the curb. Cos' no, just no. Not until you really wanna.
Now Armin. In staircase.
Follow him to the classroom.
Give him his disk
"(Talk to him) Um, Armin..."
Melody time in staircase.
She tells us about another event. Event event everywhere.
Tap out, think of an idea. Concert!!
Amber is kissing a guy in the middle of a freaking hallway!!! HAHAHA!!!
Anyhow, I guess, I'll be posting episode 13 with my SC account because I have 75 affinity with Ken o'er here. So eyah.
Damn I'm tired.
-SIGNING OUT NOW.
~Miss A.
Plz post the next episode... Pwetty Pwease with puppy dog eyes? Seriously gurl imma lost without you
ReplyDeleteDaamnnn... I really, really, wanna post that shit but I'll have to pull some massive strings. :( I'm so sorry if I can't but I'll try!
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