My Candy Love Episode 8 Lysander, Castiel and Nathaniel Walkthrough

"Smile today; tomorrow could be worse ;)" ~Anon.

Hello after a lifetime girlies.

I'm a hundred years old now pretty sure nobody gives a damn about where I was, lying dead or whatever and I'm not going to bother with all the "O mi gosh, M bckkk uuu guise!!!!11!!1" or shit... I actually did that in an unneeded post back some time. So whatever. I feel kinda dumb so lets get to it? Okay, okay, ready? Hereee we goooo!!! #LongLiveLordLysander... I mean Castiel since I like not to piss him off too much.

Randomness.

Now, finally, let the Hunger Games Episode 8 Begin.

Twerk right into it (actually don't. Twerking that is. This my people will go out of fashion faster than lighting, and it's actually kind of overrated too. Just sayin') and crash right into Peggy and her whole "Oemgeeezzz hve gt sooooo kewl nwwwss Candyyyy" sort of, drama.





She tells us, in all her journalist sneaky bad-assness that there is going to be an orienteering race. Details, details. Then she hints about the vacation and Candy be like--

"Vacation, who vacation? Is it a name of a boy? Is he hot? Hotter than Castiel's red hair!" then she remembers that she forgot about VACATIONS!

Seriously? Gurl I know you're kind of nutsy and all that but we do not forget about VACATIONS no matter how hot the guys at our school look. Even a dwerp like you should know that. Ugh.

So, yeah, she remembers then that after only 8 episodes she be getting her summer holidays... if only we got it as soon in our highschool.

Well, holiday happiness here we go, Yay! Hurrah!! BIKINI!!!!! WOOHOO! That'll show Castiel that le Candy ain't no cutting board or whatever.

Back to Peggy, who agrees with me and the whole universe that Candy is an air head who forgot about HOLIDAYS. Respect to Pegster, ya'll.

...I'm sorry, I'm doing it again. Straying off topic. Sorry sorry sorry.

Peggy makes a comment about she needing to study and Candy gets all like--

"Studying!? Is that what we do here!?! I-I thought that... we came here to... well, to... partayyyyyyy!!"

But really Candy? It's a school, right?

Q : What we do in a school Candy? A) Study, B) Ogle cute boys, C) Wander around.

Candy : uhm, uh, um, aaaaa, F?

Me questioning Candy would be like pot calling the kettle black so I'll keep my mouth shut... no, but seriously, Candy y u so dumb? I mean, I know half the time even I ain't paying a nickel of my attention to studies and most of the time I don't even know what the hell am I doing, but never have I ever forgotten about a test! Except, I have. Sometimes. Not many. Just some.

While I was lecturing Candy, Peggy vanished into thin air. I've got to learn this trick. Vanishing into thin air like damn.

Now Candy has this brilliant master plan, as always she does, to waste my hard earned AP. Yeah, bish, go ahead, it's not like I've waited an eternity to collect them or anything.

She wants to tell everybody in the school about the race. This little brunette gossip express. And I thought Peggy was bad. Respect increasing for Pegster ya'll.

New Objective : Waste your goddamn AP'S telling everybody about Amber's girl-stache.

I tap into the Student Bod room and find Kim with her dislocated Jaw line.

For the first time Kim is excited about anything other than Dajan and Castiel nothing. She runs away to go do homework too after stating her undying hearts to the idea of orienteering race. <33333333333... infinity. Good to know you like it Kimmy, I, for one, am rolling in the deep thinking about all the poor AP that'll go down the drain. Boohoo.

I tap out and go to the Courtyard to meet my baby duck with a red head. He's not there. Yeah, you do this. Waste my precious AP'S you evil heartless cruel piece of Amour Sucre Highschool. Do dis!

I go to the Garden and then back to the Courtyard to find the love of my life kneeling standing there looking adorable in a tuxedo suit, holding a Tiffany Box!! all badass and stuff. As he always does.

"D'awww you guise... look ^^ Castiel loves me <333"

"You'll never guess!" announces she like he just won the lottery.

"What?" asks he as if he doesn't gives a shit. And he shouldn't. Stupid overexcited Candy.

"Try to guess..." says she losing her smile in a painful slow motion.

"You cutting board, are going to become the mother of my child? No. Come on. Spit it out!" thunders his voice like a shot to her heart. Shattering her world. Forevermore.

"Yes Rick, I be pregnant with your illegitimate child you a-hole! The highschool is going to have an orienteering event!" glee shun through her ugly face as she explained the cause of her feeling unusually gay. He stared at her with invisible daggers that physically hurt. Her man was not the one to take pleasure in little things as she.

"Oh my! My cutting board is pregnant!! With my child! *chokes back soft sobs* ...wait! Who the F is Rick?! Oh yeah? Try not to get lost, I don't want to have to come looking for you," his uncharacteristic smirk took her breath away. He was overwhelmingly hot sexy and downright sinful beautiful.

"Whoops, I meant Castiel, I'm pregnant with YOUR child, not Rick... maybe Lysander but that is another story all together B: The same goes for you!" her voice rose above her usual calm tone. He was riling her up. And enjoying it too.

"Fuuuuuuukkkkkkk!!! Me? I have nothing to worry about, I might not even go to this thing," his nonchalant shrug spoke hundreds of words, but so did the amused glint in those astounding gray orbs. He was testing her. And her naivety made her question nothing. She trusted too much.

"Really? Why not, I'm sure it'll be great," her face fell. Her heart ached for the love of her life wasn't going to accompany her to the biggest event of the century. This girl was a masochist in love. And crestfallen as she were, she tried to maintain her dignity and not shed tears in front of the one who just tore her heart apart into millions of little pieces..

"I said I might not. I'll decide when the moment comes," leaving her hanging on a cliff of life and death, he shrugged his shoulder and left without sparing another glance for he knew she was watching him go. He knew he could always keep her on her toes.

"Close" and even though he made no promises and bought her no flowers, her heart soared. She loved this son of a bread.

...I just realized I wasted half an hour of my life writing that up. Never again.

I go to the gym and find a smexian mexican lad Lysander... how I've missed you and your thoughtful face. My god. ...wait. My real name means 'thoughtful' and Lysander always looks 'thoughtful' !!!!!!!

THIS. PEOPLE. WAS. MEANT. TO. BE.

WRITTEN. IN. OUR. STARS. YOU. GUYS!!!!!

"I just heard something really cool"

"More gossip about me?"

"No it doesn't have anything to do with you even though I wouldn't really mind at all... the school is hosting an orienteering event!" ...and I'm counting on you to strip that shirt off and give me some mean abs to lick ogle.

"Really? I'll take it off for you right now Senorita. Feel free to lick them all you want, I'm all yours!"

"Yes! It's to raise funds!!!!!!!!!" no, she's just happy because Lysander has given her such liberty. Lick his abs, you bread!

um, candy, you're drooling...

"I'm glad to hear it. It'll be a chance to see each other outside of the school," I see what you did there Lys, but I can think of a million other things we can do outside of school that does not include running around in the woods but sweat. Loads of sweat...

What...? Haven't you guys ever played Dance Dance Revolution Arcade? I sweat like a pig, ya know.

"Close"

Well now that I've re-met my lovlies, it's time for the Student Body President. Seriously though, what is my problem with him? No matter how hard I try I can not love him. I mean, yeah, he's good looking and that stupid fan fiction thingy I'm writing on Wattpad has my main character drooling all over herself with just a glance at his beautiful face since I've tried to sort of give him a Christian Grey persona, if you know what I mean,  But not in the game I can't like him at all. Maybe if I actually have his amour for me a tad bit higher and actually spend some time with him, I might just end up falling for him too... or not because maybe it's because he reminds me of my last crush who wasn't a) Fictional, b) Ryan Gosling, c) Famous boy-bander (is that a word? Well, now it is) touring across the world, d) Ian Somerhalder, e) Etienne St. Clair. ...And since the crush-guy, whose super genius, wants to proves his metal to his parents, has a little sister (who isn't anything like Amber, by the way) and is the hottest, most famous guy of our whole High School is in a relationship with another girl, I guess I'm just sorta peeved at Nathaniel for reminding me so much of Nick S. That may or may not be his real name. (It's the abbreviated version anyway. Further proof why I hate Nathaniel. Even their initial letters are the same!!)

God. I'm so weird. Nathaniel is a stupid game character for chrissakes! It's not his, or ChiNo's fault that he looks and feels so much like Nick. Don't look at me you guys, I'm mortified to say the least.

So yeah. Nathaniel. The GAME character, who sort of looks like the one that got away. I don't find him since we're supposed to find him after swallowing down all out action points. I tap out of the gym, and the courtyard is empty AF. So is the garden, but when I tap back into the courtyard, I meet Castiel again.

"I'm going to go home, I don't like that sort of ambiance," Candy: *forces a smile across her face* *internally sobs that Castiel is leaving her with that cat-loving blondie alone!*

"Like what?"

"You haven't noticed that everyone is acting a little weird lately?"

"No, not really," seriously Castiel? You believe that Princess of Air head Ville would ever notice anything that does actually concerns her instead of butting into anybody else's business? ...'tis time to stop hanging out with Candy if you want to stop losing your brain cells.

"Ha ha! I feel I'm going to be quite amused tomorrow..." definitely gotta stop hanging around Candy. Amused? Really? Why couldn't you have said, "It feels like I'm going to have quite a laugh tomorrow," or maybe "It looks like tomorrow is going to be too damn funny," or something like that?

"(I have a bad feeling about this)" sure you do. Sigh.

I then meet Iris in the Hallway 2.

She asks us about how our mission in the ghost of episode past went. You know, the one where we were trying to solve the Curious Case of Nathaniel? That one.

I tell her it went 'meh. She gloats that she told us that Peggy will come across and help us if we explain our dilemma to her. Candy internally cribs about having to deal with tough as nuts Pegster.

Blah blah. Another round of hopeless gossip about the race ensues and then I tap out of there. And then I come across Amber's apprentice what's-her-name-I-forgot-because-I-really-don't-care.

We tell her about the race too. Wtf Candy? Girl code tells us to not gossip with the enemies! Have you no sense of conduct?! What's-her-name is not so interested in the whole race-shmace anyway since the ugly uniforms irk her. Whatever. What she does care about is whether or not I talked to Amber and her blood-sucked friends. Since she told her all about our pathetic little crush on one of the three boys.

After putting this small seed of apprehension in Candy's head, she dismisses her. Ha. Go, Amber, go! Tell the world I have a crush on whoever! I don't care. At all. Well, sort of. Since it will be embarrassing to say the least.

God. I do not want Lysander to know of all the dirty little dreams I have of him! This is just--it's just great. Not!

A breakdown later, I meet Iris in the courtyard and she asks for my notes (how about a Hell to the NO!) and Candy being, brick-headed trying-to-be-miss-goodie-two-shoes-and-always-stumbling-on-said-shoes give her the notes anyway. You know, right? We're gonna regret doing that?

In the gymnasium, I meet Lysander!!!!!! Don't let him see my blush! ...wait. He's a game character too, le stupid silly me!

"Oh my gosh! You guys! He like!!!"

"I feel like I forgot something... I can't remember what," to confess that you love me and would most definitely like me to become your eternal soul mate for centuries to come?

"Your notebook?" is the amazing retort by Candy dearest. Sigh.

"No, I've got my notebook... it's something else," well, at least Lysander is amused by her antics. Thank me breach!

"Oh, I would've bet on it..." And the sad truth is, she isn't even sarcastic when she says that. What am I going to do with her?

Now, go directly to the basement where you'll find the butt spanking Nathaniel we-seriously-need-a-dashing-last-name-for-him.

"I've got some great news to tell you! According to Peggy, there's going to be an orienteering event in the high school!" Um. Candy. You do know that you're talking to the bookworm, topper of the high school, Mr. President, right? How could you gossip around with him!?!?1!?!?122q34!?! Have you no sense of school code of conduct? You do not gossip around with a teacher's pet, no matter if you find his golden hair soft or whatever. Do not.

"Peggy shouldn't be snooping around the way she does, this was supposed to be a surprise... I hope you haven't told many people," At least he's nice enough to not go bat-shit crazy at Candy being just a tiny little piece of illicit gossip. I can only think what Castiel would've done...

Bang me to the wall. Tangle his fingers through my hair. Pull me closer, but not close enough. And then, in a whisper that would send chills down even hot-chocolate's spine, he'll whisper just inches away from my lips, "Oh, so I see somebody has been busy spreading measly rumors throughout the school when she could've easily been busy with me; doing things. Much interesting things; things where this little blabber-mouth of yours would come incredibly handy, where your dumb tongue will have much more fun than going ahead and talking about useless things like race-shmace, you get me, huh, Candy? You're not the Gossip Girl are you? Tell me Candy, are you Dan Humphrey?" and that will be the time when I'll dissolve into a big, messy puddle of myself, and Castiel would snort and go, "Lysander talked me into inviting you for ice cream. Now, who told you to de-freeze, Candy?"

So yeah. Back to business ya'll.

"Oops, I ran into you too late Castiel was busy banging me to a wall, several people know already..."

"WHAT?!!? THAT PIECE OF CRAB BANGED MY GURL TO THE WALL!! HE'S DEAD MEAT. MEAT. YOU HEAR ME??!! Well, anyway, if you hadn't told them, Peggy would have. It's a shame HOW THE f YOU LET HIM DO THAT!? YOU WERE MINE!!! the teacher's had asked for all the delegates to keep that a secret,"

"In any case, it's great! He did it so much better than you... I can't wait,"

"WHAT THE FORK?!? Really? That's good, I hope everyone else will agree THAT I'M WAY MUCH BETTER THAN THAT RED-HEAD SISSY! UGH!"

A: "I would've preferred something else though because really Nathaniel, you weren't all that anyway,"

"Yeah me too WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? Something a bit more normal would've been good NO WAY IN HELL R U COMPARING ME WITH THAT DORK!! But the majority always wins!"

"I did, Nat get over it, Maybe next time then! You can show me your awesome skills then, and really show this time around,"

"HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU MY "AWESOME" SKILLS NOW, HUH? Is there anything else? Because I've got a lot of studying to do, AH. STUDYING CAN WAIT THE HEEL UP!" and that is when he knocks me to the basement door. Only, the basement hasn't made it's appearance in the game yet. Laters, it'll be here to eat our AP'S, laters. Now, Nat has banged me to the door. And he looks like he really is going to have his evil means with me. Yessssss!!! Finallyyyyyy!!! Nat is ready to actually compete with Cas. If only he was half as such straightforward in the game too.

"You too! Stop doing that you guys, no matter how hot it is, my back hurts! Everybody's been saying that!"

"Now, you see I'm much better at banging people to the walls *withdraws himself off me, straightens his tie, smooths his hair and sends a million dollar smile my way* now it's time to study, goodbye, Well, the exams are tomorrow. Did you forget? You're the one who found them..." great. Go ahead. Tell everybody you're an airhead Candy. Why don't you just go and announce it on the loudspeaker?

"Good grief! That's what Castiel was talking about."

"Did you forget?" No, I'm just hanging around the school,after school hours, to stalk you. Oh wait. That was quite true.

"Yes completely... I'm sure he's laughing right now,"

"Castiel? Yeah, he gets a kick out of that kind of thing,"

"(Next)"

"You'd better go study," ...is it just me, or. Or. Or. Or. or. Did. He. Just. Order. Me. Around?! You do know who, along with our mother's, have a right to order us around, right?

"Yes master." he vanishes, "(Darn, I better go study too,)"

She also decides she's going to speak with Castiel tomorrow and throw a tantrum his way. Whatever, try all you want, look if gives a crab.

By the way, before we go ahead with this... thing, can I please ask if my ridiculous commentary, which has to poke its ugly face in almost every sentence, is distracting or what? I hope not. Because when I'm typing away, I cannot stop myself from adding useless gibberish and it would become a pain if I'll have to physically force myself from writing about Lysander's long legs which should definitely make an appearance in episodes to come adding crap. I'm sorry if it gets boring after a while. You're here to take answers anyway not hear me gloat about Castiel and the way he has such a ridiculously cute lopsided smirk  to see me crib about Candy or whatever. Not that I hate her or anything. It's just I have this habit of poking fun at people who I know won't take offense so--

Okay. End rant before you guys run away.

In hall 2, Principal Gum-Face (since we do not know her name... ) scolds us for being wanderlusts and tells us to go home and study. The next day, we make an appearance in Hallway 1.

I just found out that Candy is a lot like me. I mean, she's totally got an explanation on being a lazy-a$$ and not studying by putting all the blame on Iris, who is a complete mean-girl by the way since she borrowed our notes AND then went home without returning them. Who does that? More like, who lets anybody take their notes home when there is an exam next day, and end up coming to school without preparing?

Now. We've to locate Iris. Why does this school seem so much like the Lost and Found counter at my school? Everything is always hidden around somewhere.

I go to the SCR, and it's empty like always (where does Nathaniel stay anyway?) and then back in H1, I see Lysander. And he's looking at me like that. You know, like he knows a secret of mine or something. Maybe he does...

"Ready for the exam?"

"I guess... I had forgotten that they were today, I spent all night dreaming about you studying," Um. Can I just say, LIAR?! She said in her monologue, right after coming back to school that, 'I haven't been able to study after I gave them (notes) to her (Iris)' so either she's lying to him... or she lied to us. I think she lied to him. I can't tell you how proud I am now. She knows how to save face! *le hides face and chokes a sob*

"I forgot too, that was the one thing I was supposed to remember. Luckily Castiel reminded me before I went home," That punk. I still don't understand why I love him. Ugh.

"A: He reminded you? He didn't say anything to me about them!"

"I'm sure he just didn't have the opportunity to tell you. He likes you, you know," I know right? His Lov'O'M says *sings* "100"

"That would surprise me..." But wait... if he knows that Castiel likes me, which he shouldn't since my Lov'O'M with him is only for my eyes, does that mean Castiel and Lysander gossip about me when I'm not around? Do they make fun of me, and then suddenly, Castiel just breaks it out to Lysander that "... you know she's crazy; but I like her, at least she keeps up the entertainment quotient," Typical Boys.

"You're not very observant," Do you think Castiel liking my Candy would make it weird if one day she accidentally-on-purpose makes out with Lysander? Well... that will be just, awkward then.

"(What does he mean by that?)" That, Baby you clueless.

I go to the SCR again, and there he is. Magically appearing out of nowhere. Nathaniel.

"So did you study last night?"

"Yes, but I didn't have all my notes with me..."

"If you had studied all along as you're supposed to, you'd only have to go through the notes you were missing to know everything. That works for me anyway," Um. If by some miracle, I ever have my highest affinity with him, I can grantee we will fight all the time. Especially if he keeps making statements like the one above.

"A: Yeah, but that's if I could get my hands on them..."

"You left your notes at school?"

"No, I loaned them to Iris before going home,"

"If only your heads weren't always in the clouds..." I agree. But it isn't funny when you say that. She's my Candy, only I have a right to call her an airhead. Not you. Ugh.

"(Close)"

I tap out and Lysander is still hanging around H1. Mother of all miracles.

"I forgot to ask. Have you seen Iris?"

"She was at the end of the hall looking for something inside her locked awhile ago. Why?" were you stalking her?!

"She has the notes that I'm missing and I need to read them over again before the exams," you should've been stalking me!!

"You should look for her there then. But she might have moved by now," You don't go ahead and stalk just anyone. Not when that anyone isn't me!

"That doesn't help much... but thanks anyway," Iris is Iris. Iris is not Candy. You have to stalk Candy and Candy only.

"You look pretty nervous. If it's about the exams, don't worry. You're a smart girl, I'm sure everything will be fine,"

"A: Thanks ...but I'm not nervous, I'm just a little worried I might not do too well in the exams,"

"That's what we call being nervous,"

"Um... yeah, OK... sorry,"

"Don't be sorry. That's a normal reaction. It shows that you take your grades seriously," this girl totally doesn't take her grades seriously.

"You think so? Thanks!"

Then he vanishes. Castiel time you guise, I want Castiel time. But I dunno.

 I guess if you do not want to waste AP and Candstiel isn't your OTP, you can go ahead and search for Iris in the back of the hall. I don't know if she'll be there or not though.

In Garden Club, I see What's-her-name-maybe-Strawberry-Shortcake standing there like a total creeper.

Why couldn't she be Team Candy? I mean, then I wouldn't have to hate her. All dis hatin iz makin me dizzZZzzy.

Buh. Spawn of Strawberry Shortcake doesn't know where Iris is, but she does know where that Spawn of Satan (Amber) is. Flip her off.

After much toiling around the Courtyard, Gym, and GC, I finally locate him in the Courtyard--and he's grinning.

"So are you ready for the exams?"

"You couldn't have mentioned them yesterday! I would've been in serious trouble if I hadn't studied!  And kept up with my daily routine of imagining your abs"

"It's not my fault if you have a memory like a sieve," ...I don't even know what 'sieve' means! ...

This is a SIEVE, you guys. Castiel thinks Candy is like a SIEVE. So he thinks Candy is a Sieve. Sexy,"

"You think that's funny huh? You're lucky Nathaniel told me!"

"It was pretty funny, yeah, but it would've been funnier if you hadn't studied at all,"

"You're really mean,"

"Come on, I'm just kidding,"

"Next"

"You didn't answer my question, are you ready or not?"

"Yeah, I guess so,"

"Relax, it's only a quarter exam, it won't be the end of the world if you don't do great on it,"

"Shh! I need to concentrate on what I studied yesterday!"

"Ha ha! You're so funny, don't stress out like that,"

Was that a real laugh or what? o.O

I tap into the Gym, and then back again and unlock another convo with Cas. Woot. Woot.

"You haven't seen Iris around, have you? I'm looking for her..."

"You looking for someone else now why can't you just stop your freaking Wanna-Be-Sherlock game and hang out with me!! I don't believe it. No, I haven't seen her, she's probably in a classroom studying too..."

"If you see her, tell her I'm looking for her, it's urgent."

"How much kisses will you give me?" what exactly does he want?

"I'm serious,"

"Me too!"

"Close"

Before we go ahead... I'm sorry I had to--

"Oppa Sieve Style!" ...this wasn't even funny -_-"

Continue.

Now, I tap back into H1 and lookey here mates, It's Amber and her troupe of bloodsuckers. Eating Chicken wings.

She wants to know if we accidentally-on-purpose looked into the exam question paper we'd rescued from the clutches of this Vamp who most certainly mutilates poor little rabbits to create a Rabbit Suit for herself. Whatever. Straight as shoe laces Candy hadn't looked into the question paper anyway.

So, well. now that I can't find Nathaniel again, I guess it's time to pay Iris a visit. She's in the Staircase.

Now we have to find ourselves a nice, quite place to go and study. I tap out and Amber totally jumps out at me from nowhere. She's gone ahead and told our favorite boy we have a crush on him. So yeah. Three different scenarios. It doesn't matter if you go ahead and confront the love of your life or not mention anything at all, they'll not confess their undying love for you just yet.

LYSANDER.

"(I'll talk to him about it,)"

"Is something wrong?"

"No... well, yeah, I wanted to talk about what Amber told you..."

"Huh? Yeah she came to see me, but I wasn't listening to her, I was trying to remember where I had left my notebook. And I've rarely heard that girl ever say anything interesting,"

"So... you didn't hear anything she said at all?" Well.... this is.... anti climatic.

"Well, seeing as she doesn't like you, when she bought your name up I figured she was just going to drag you through dirt. So no. Anyway I find her very annoying, I didn't want to talk to her,"

"Oh... good,"

"Why do you bring it up? Should I have listened to her?"

"No! Not at all! (I don't want to tell him everything now,)"

NATHANIEL.

"I'm going to try to turn this around."

"Is something wrong?"

"About what Amber told you..."

"What, she talked to you too? Good grief, I didn't think she was that stupid. Why would she say ridiculous things?" ...um, because it's Amber! Your sister. The Queen Of Dumb?!

"You... you didn't believe her?"

"Of course not, should I have?"

"No, you're right. (Phew, I'm not ready to talk about that yet..."

"She really shouldn't have tried that kind of joke on me. For a minute I believed her..." !!!!!!!!!!!

"Huh?"

"No, no nothing. Forget what I said, let's change the subject, ok?" Let's not! You're blushing Captain President!

"Yeah, ok, if you want to... were you still studying? (What's up with him?)"

[You can have this conversation with Nathaniel even without choosing him as your crush. This, in turn, will also unlock another conversation with Castiel, so you might just wanna...]

"No, I'm not studying. I'm reading a book."

"Oh yeah? I'm so used to seeing you study..."

"Well, as you can see, I don't only study, I need to take breaks from time to time,"

"So what are you reading?"

"A detective novel. I read a lot of detective novels." And then to say that he needed Candy to figure out where he misplaced her enrollment form, how to make Castiel sign the absence note, who stole the keys to the Teacher's lounge, where did they hide the stolen question paper... and the list goes on. Seriously. He ain't doing a fine job even after reading "a lot" of detective novels. Maybe Candy's life is a detective novel for him.

"You don't read anything else? There are a lot of other kinds of books you know!"

"I know, but it's the type of books I prefer. I love trying to figure out who did it before reaching the end," Maybe he should watch Pretty Little Liars and end our dilemma once and for all. Who the heck is A?! ...No, not Amber -_-

"It's true that crimes slowly enfolding can be pretty infuriating, exhilarating, head-ache inducing  exciting."

"Right?"

"Close,"

Then go tour around the H1, and then back and meet Nathaniel.

"You're still reading?" Really Candy? I mean, you were gone for what, a second?

"No, I'm looking for a book that you would like, but I'm having a hard time finding one you haven't already read."

 "That's really nice!" And it is. :')

"No problem! I'll give you my favorite book if you haven't read it already, I just have to find a copy at the library."

"Which one is it?"

"You'll see!"

"Close"

CASTIEL.

"(I'll talk to him about it)"

"Say about what Amber told you..."

"Ah, that joke. I don't think I've ever laughed so much, whatever made her say that?" Uhm, rude!

"You mean you didn't believe her?"

"She didn't tell me anything new, I already knew you liked me, I'm not blind,"

"You must be confusing your dreams with reality," Nice retort Candy. *high five*

"Talk about whose dreaming!"

"You have no idea what I dream about!"

"Seeing how you get carried away by the smallest things, I have an idea, yeah."

"Close,"

Now, when you got talk to Nathaniel and unlock the Books dialogue, you should come back to Castiel for--

"Listen, I saw Nathaniel reading a book, and that made me wonder if you like reading too?"

"Haven't you already noticed I don't have the same taste as that guy?"

"Yes, but reading is different,"

"No, I prefer watching movies over reading,"

"What kind of movies do you like?"

"Not girly movies that's for sure. I like action movies and a horror movie from time to time isn't bad either,"

"Me too! Action movies are the only real thing going!"

"You have good taste," Exactly. You. Are. My. Taste. OMFG.

"Close,"

OR. (This, only if you have a high affinity with him, as did I *gloats*)

"Listen, I saw Nathaniel reading a book, and that made me wonder if you like reading too?"

"Haven't you already noticed I don't have the same taste as that guy?"

"Oh? But I thought you guys were like brothers..."

"Very funny."

"Yeah, well... I'm not warmed up yet,"

"You never really get warmed up in that department then."

"(Yes, I do. But you always take things the wrong way!)"

So, now, where? Were? We? Um, Ugh, Um. Yeah. Yes. Quiet place to do our last minute studying. The guy you have the highest Lov'o'M with will let you have his lair for minding your own business. So, you know, Lys in Classroom, Cas in Courtyard, and Nat in SCR.

Go and find your knight in shinning armor. You can also meet Violette in the Garden Club or Iris in the Gym... everybody else is MIA.

So, after you're done studying, Candy wants to have some snacks.

You'll get them in the Dollar Shop. When you come back, in the H1, Amber and her troupe play Grand Theft FOOD with you, and gang-up like a cheap roadside group of delinquents and "steal" your goodies. Good God. Gang-up, seriously?

And now we want revenge cos we've finally had enough. Haha. Yeah. Sure.

There are 3 option. Laxatives. Fake Answer Sheets. Or do nothing at all.

Doing nothing at all will give you more dialogues with the lads but make you loose AP's. But you'll also bond with Violette. That being said, giving Amber laxatives would inadvertently quench you're thirst of murdering   giving Amber a piece of her own medicine. Choose.

[MEET AUNTIE IN CLASSROOM A AFTER AMBER STEALS YOUR FOOD]

LAXATIVES.

After sneaky spying on her and her butterflies, you decide to put Laxatives from the water bottle she just stole from you. Seriously? She couldn't even afford to buy her own water bottle? WTF?!

So. Go to the Dollar Shop and buy a bottle of Laxatives. Tap into the Hallway 2 and keep doing so until you see Amber again. And then, steal the bottle from her bag, rush to the Garden Club and voila. Put the thing inside her bottle, go back to where you left Amber filing her dirty little nails, and place it back into her bag and there, we're done. Minimal AP loss. Can you believe it?!

Now, I couldn't find any boy to talk with during this mission, but if there ever is one (or 10) conversations, do share them with me.

CHEAR SHEETS.

So, decide that you want to steal her cheat sheets and tap out. Tap back in and see Lysander.

"You have a certain kind of smile on you, what are you up to?"

"Ah ha, it shows that much?"

"Yes. What are you going to do? It doesn't has anything to do with the exams does it?" Lysander is a huge gossip. I love him.

"Yes and no. Not with mine anyway!"

"I wonder what's going on inside that head of yours..." I wonder what's going on inside that head of YOURS too.

"Close"

I tap out to H1, and find Castiel, with the dumbest question on planet Earth. I do not want to ask him it.

"If you wanted to cheat, where would you hide your cheat sheet?"

"Why do I get the impression that you only ask me these type of question,"

"I'm going to go ask Nathaniel,"

Well, at least, he grinned. "I'd be curious to see his reaction..."

"Close"

Tap out. Back in.

"You wouldn't happen to have a sudden urge to cheat, would you?"

"I don't want to actually do it, I'm just curious,"

"Yeah right... when you ask that kind of question, there's always a reason."

"Yes, but this time I'm keeping my reason to myself,"

Nathaniel. In SCR.

(I'm not going to tell him that his little sister's thinking of cheating...)

"Is something wrong?"

"No, everything's fine. I just had a little run in with Amber,"

"Wow, it seems like things are never going to get any better between you guys..."

"It's impossible she's too... much herself,"

"Temperamental is the word, I think."

"Close"

Now, end this drama by going to the staircase, having a chat with Amber and deciding to give her fake answer sheet.

In H1, Lysander --

"I'm still curious, are you sure you don't want to tell me?"

"Once a certain boy with different looking clothes and eyes with different colors told me that curiousity was a negative trait..." did he? I don't remember.

"That boy must've been very wise, don't you think?" Wise and sexy and wise. Yeah.

"Yes, he can say interesting things when he puts his mind to it,"

"Only when he puts his mind to it?" Oh, no, I'm grinning like a Cheshire cat again. Thank god, no boy in real life flirts with me like this or he'd be scared away by my murderous grin. Oh wait. That's happened before. Damn.

"Close,"

In staircase. You offer Amber answers for your food. Like they were kidnapped or something.

Looks like... Burger was kidnapped by that evil spawn of Satan! Save. Save. Save it!!

You give her the fake answers but she's already eaten your food. So you get nothing at the end, excep, perhaps grim satisfaction. Totally worth it. Buhahaha.


DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

Well, if you end up deciding to not rebel against the atrocities Amber and her troupe are causing in the holy premises of Sweet Amoris, you just want your food back since you're scarred for life after seeing Amber in all her evilness, kidnapping poor-poor beautiful, delicious Burgers.

You can tap out of the place after deciding and then tap right in, unlock a dialogue with Amber and then decide to get help from somebody. In the mean time you can come across the hot boys of our high school. Wow. That felt weird. To say "Hot boys of our high school," ...haven't said that since the only hot boy of my class got hooked. And the hottest boy of our school had a fling with the Math teacher... okay, I really shouldn't have written that. But it's true. I've been traumatized for months.

Cas.

"It looks like you're about to kill someone,"

"That's right!"

"Oh yeah? Let me guess, is it a brainless blonde who makes you feel that way?" Damn straight.

"Are you any good at karate?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"I want to learn so that the next time she tries to steal from me, I can give her a kick in the stomach!"

Original Photo courtesy - http://te007.blogspot.in/

"Her and her two friends!"

"I don't know if I should laugh or take you to a psychiatrist."

"I'm not joking! I mean it!"

"That's why I'm not sure what I should do with you..." well... if you listen to me you'll know exactly what to do with me. If you know what I mean.

"You won't think that once I'm a martial arts expert,"

"That's why I'm laughing."

"Close."

I go to the Classroom, and then back to H1 and meet Castiel again.

"I wonder why Amber is so out to get you."

"Ken got picked on by her a lot too you know,"

"Ken? Oh yeah, that guy with the glasses."

"You didn't remember him?"

"He was afraid of me, he never came up to talk, so no, I don't have any particular memory of him,"

"Close."

In the SCR, breaking news, Nathaniel.

"You're a fool..." um, excuse me? Why did he say that?! I mean I know Candy is a fool but I gave no right to you Nathaniel to go ahead and outright brand her a fool! Who the hell are you?!!!??! Nobody, except yours truly, gets the right to call Candy a fool. You're a fool!

"You're sister stole from me again!"

"Really? Good grief, she'll never quit! I'm going to talk with her. What did she take from you?"

"Some food... But don't worry about it. She's your sister and the last time you took my side, she got me back for it..."

"Alright. If you think you can handle it on your own..."

"Close."

Now. For. My. Frigging. Favorite. Conversation.

Go to H2. Meet Lysander.

"I'm so sick of Amber, really!"

"Whatever she did, you shouldn't get so upset..."

"Are you kidding? This is exactly the right time to get upset!"

"What did she do to you?"

"She stole from me again!"

"..."

"And it's not the first time!" Doesn't 'again' mean it's not the first time anyway?

"She does that kind of thing? I think I might have to talking to her." And here I thought my English sucked. Lookie what Lysander did. He might have to TALKING to her. Really.

"No, please don't! It will only make things worse!"

"Oh no, believe me. If she tries anything, she'll have me to deal with." D'aww you guys!

"That's nice of you, but I want to settle this myself..."

"By yourself? And there's three of them. ?"

"Anyway, I don't want you to get involved..." What the F are you saying Candy? Let him get involved. Let him get involved. Let him get effing involved!

"And I don't want anyone to be mean to you." D'awwww. :'). I can't even. That's so sweet. He's my knight in shinning armor, you guise.

"(Why am I blushing like an idiot...?)" because you are one. Duh.

"Don't worry she just gets on my nerves, that's all, and I'm not going to let her. You don't get involved, ok?"

"Whatever you say. But if you need any help, just ask."

"Ok, I promise,"

Before going to find your ally, you need to unlock another dialogue with Amber, the blood sucker. in the Staircase or H2.

After that go to the Garden Club and form a team with Violette. Now go and steal your food from Amber. Dammit.

She's still in the Staircase.

So. We're done. Did you have fun? I didn't.

Heh. So, now we've to find someone who can help us study. Of course the one with the highest affinity is the one who helps you too.

Now, to get the illustrations.

CASTIEL.

Go meet him twice. He's either in the H1 or the Courtyard.

He won't want to help you study but... once we meet him the second time, wear the dress-of-the-hour--yes, the sailor one--and when time comes, choose this option --

"B: No, I'd really rather study..."

and then after he's walked away flicking his shoulder and seething with anger since Candy dared go against his dominant order, we get redirected to the school yard (if we weren't already there,) and sit down to study. But then--!

"Hey! Look up!"

"Huh?"

SEE ILLUSTRATION.

:') He's bought me food, you guise, if this isn't love I don't know what is (': I mean, a guy offering me food has got to be the sexiest thing in the whole world! I love Castiel. May there be more guys like him in the cruel world!

"Studying on an empty stomach is not a good idea."

"Thanks. (I took the packet he was handing me)"

"(He sat next to me and started eating while I continued to study)" Um. I really don't share my food with anyone Castiel, not even when he's as hot as you are, *sneakily reaches for the french fry between his fingers and snatches it away* Don't touch my baby!

"(I had a hard time concentrating)"

"Alright? Finished?"

"Yeah! It's about that time!"

"Good luck then, even if you crammed the whole day, I'm sure you'll do fine,"

"I hope so..."

"(Now there's just the exam to pass)"

*QUESTION ANSWERS BELOW*

NATHANIEL.

After meeting him the second time --

"I can't find anyone to help me study, do you think you could help?"

Wear your outfit of the date. Yes, the private school uniform with the hideous pink bow-tie in the inky blue color, you guys.

"I'd like to, but the problem is I already promissed Melody I'd study with her..." What...?! I'm not going to entertain a ménage à trois with you and Melody!! ...Let's pretend I never wrote that, okie?

"Oh no... I really wanted to study with you..."

"...OK, alright, but listen closely to what I say and pay attention," or some shiz like that.

"I promise!"

(We went into an EMPTY [!!!!] classroom to um... work on our Chemistry)

"(As could be expected Nathaniel is a very good teacher... of biology *cue in smirk smiley* if you know what I mean ;))

SEE ILLUSTRATION.

"Concentrate, look, it's not that hard to understand."

"(It's not easy concentrating when your cologne is making me dizzy like damn, boy, so much perfume? Even Amber mustn't use so much perfume! Is it hers?  when you're close like that)"

"(As for the studying we could've done better, I had a hard time putting my mind to it because he smelt like freaking Amber! Nathaniel was so close... too close to me.)"

"(But it made up for all the AP'S I lost today... LOL, no, it didn't -__- catastrophes of the day)"

"You're ready now! You'll see, you'll pass the exams, no problems!"

"Yes! With a teacher like you... *le uses flattery to cast a web of amour around Nathaniel*"

LYS, LYS, BABY.

Should I call him that from now onward? Or will Alexy--whenever he comes into the Sweet Amoris radar--start making jokes about that pet name??

So meet him. Blah blah. Select weird silver-ish alien-suit type thingy. Wear it. Get ready for date.

"...Ok, I could've really used your help, but I understand,"

"Really? You could always come out with me and let me make your day and study if you want." OMGeeezzz. Kidnappingzzz. My godzzz.

"Seriously? That's great, thanks!"

"(He took me to a park nearby the school that had a huge fountain... yada yada)"

"(We sat down and he started to explain what I didn't understand)"

All in all, they sit near the fountain. Lysander, the true gentleman, kept his word and explained the things Candy couldn't understand but since, the first time in her whole goddamn life, a guy that hot has ever sat next to her, she has a hard time concentrating.

Yay! Done.

Answer time now. Go to the newly constructed Classroom B (in the H2) to take your examination and get the hell outta here.

In what country is the Kimono a traditional outfit?

Japan

Who was the sun god of ancient Egypte?

Ra

What is the Colonel's name in the game Clue?

Colonel Mustard

How much is 3 x 6 x 2?

36

Gorgonzola is...

A cheese

The Stop sign is in what shape?

Octagon

For which holiday is pumpkin pie typically made?

Thanksgiving

What is the fairy's name in The Legend of Zelda ?

Navi

Finish this Bob Dylan song "The answer is blowin' in the..."

Wind

Finish this phrase, "It's a piece of..."

Cake.

YOU GUISE. I KEEP ON CHANGING MY CANDY'S LOOK AND THEN I END UP LOOKING SO BORING.

THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M EVER CHANGING HER FACE. PRESENTING... NEW AND IMPROVED --

Imma Candy gurl, in da Candy wuurldd!

Now. Whatever. Valentines Day is coming, sooner than later, you guise. Watchyall' doin' that day?

Love,

~Miss Artsy. ...wait, can I be A? Since my sign off starts with an A too o.O?